When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Miksi michael jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*
