Mental Health Jokes

Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!

Depression: Lie in bed

What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)

How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope

what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter. .. Wait, actually

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

why can't emos have add

cus they are already scatter brained

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year

when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that

hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.