Mental Health jokes
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
My anxiety has anxiety.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.