Mental Health jokes

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

What's an emo's least favorite show?

Dr. Phil.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?

These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.