Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
