Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
if i die does my depression die with me?
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolarbear
Lol
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
