Mental Health jokes

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE

Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

Like if depressed.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

What is my most popular side of myself?

Suicide.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

Bros got barcode arms.

Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.