Mental Health jokes

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

Me- *crying in the shower*

Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!