Mental Health jokes

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.

It's not good without the cheese.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

Where do depressed people go to eat?

Suicide Sonic.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."