Mental Health jokes
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.