Unhappiness jokes

The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.

I hate my life.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

"Mitchnite burger."

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.