Unhappiness jokes
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
"Mitchnite burger."
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
The happier they get, the less they see.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
I hate my life.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.