Unhappiness jokes

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

I hate my life.

"Mitchnite burger."

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.

It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️

Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.

Why am I so sad?

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.