The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
I hate my life.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
"Mitchnite burger."
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
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