Unhappiness jokes

The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.

I hate my life.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

"Mitchnite burger."

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*