Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
