Melancholy

Melancholy Jokes

Emo kid

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

Emo

What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

Emo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Emo

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

Emo

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

School

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Apple

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Tree

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Life

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My life.

My life who?

My life is depressing...

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  • Emo

    What do emos and apples have in common?

    They both hang on trees.

    Artist

    What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

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  • Will

    What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.