Medical Procedure jokes

I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

How does a woman scare their gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!

Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?

A: A clothes hanger.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.