When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
