i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
Parents are like food not all kids get them
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
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Meal Or No Meal!
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E-Bola Cornflakes
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A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
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dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
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Because they can't have homemade meals.
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Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
