Meal jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣