What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donalds
