Meal jokes
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?