These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling. The cashier says "If you can grab it, your meal's free.". The man then said "Nah, the stakes are too high.".
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
