Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Screw anima!
oh wait, that called hentai.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Kenshiro is already dead.