Manga

Manga Jokes

One piece

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Floor

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Vegeta

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Group

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Naruto

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Pov

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

Nerd

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

Hairline

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Costume

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Fat

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

Naruto

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Girl

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”