Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the floor she fell through it
Yo mamma so stupid she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing I’ve Got The Power.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.
yo mamma so fat she is 4 feet tall laying down
Little Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher said, "okay everyone, Tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet". Johnny didn't know the alphabet so he decided to ask his family. He walked in the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mamma, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV and he says, "Tommy what's the Second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman". So He went to his Grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma what's the third letter of the Alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher come to Johnny she says, "Johnny what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now" - Johnny "Who do you think you are young man to talk to someone like me that way?" - teacher "I'm Batman" - Johnny The teacher whups his ass and little johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"
Later that day he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse that he accidentally cussed to his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.
Yo Mamma's so ugly she made one direction turn into the other direction!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider●-●
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
yo mamma
din mamma
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
yo mamma is so dumb she`ll what disney junior all night long
yo mamma so stupid she pooped in the shower
When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
