If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once...
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
what did the Indians say to the aribs "we are going to make 10/12"
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages of course, silly!
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
