I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Make Jokes
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl ๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท does it take to have ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐???? Well, it takes at least 1 ๐คท and 1 ๐ฐ and they make a perfect โค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.