What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄
What is a nut 🥜 that says what is your favourite name? A magic nut 🥜
❤️ what has tow tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠
What is mail? Boring
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
Three friends were stuck in the desert they were struggling and trying to find food when. A they found a magical lamp the rubbed it and out came a genie and genie says "each of you friends get to have one wish" so the first friend said I wish to go home same as the second one the third friend said " I'm lonely I wish my friends were with me"
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods, They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go. Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more, ^-^ they filled my life with more Happiness, I believe in the Unicorns and they'll believe in me, I am not a Unicorn although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land but if I could be any creature I would be a Unicorn! :P
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
