Newest Mac Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped

yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha

im that girl

Here's to the girls:
To the girls who don't
wake up with perfect hair.
Who don't mind eating a Big Mac
instead of a salad. Who don't
wear 50 pounds of makeup.
Who'd rather spend the day in
sweatpants than skinny jeans.
Who love the comfort of T-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys.
Who's not "popular"
but feels like it
when they're with their
friends. Who stick to
sneakers instead of heels.
Who aren't way. Who don't
get everything they want.
Who doesn't need a guy to
tell them that they are beautiful.
OO

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M

I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.

what do you call a pickle sandmich () A BIG MAC)

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese

Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.

HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.