Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Helen Keller and the Big Mac
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, Roger, listen up. You think you're so funny, huh? Well, you're not. You wrote a bad joke. It implies Helen Keller is trying to read sesame seeds with her fingers. She is blind, therefore, she cannot see. Now do you get it?
Bart Throckshizz
How does Helen Keller order a McDouble from McDonald's?
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