Lover jokes

I love animals!

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.