Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
UHH, DADDY!
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My dad died lol.
I lost my bag. :(