Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
