Loss jokes
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My dad died lol.
I lost my bag. :(
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.