Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
UHH, DADDY!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My dad died lol.
I lost my bag. :(
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Orphan joke.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.