Loss jokes
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
UHH, DADDY!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My dad died lol.
I lost my bag. :(
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!