Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
My dad died lol.
I lost my bag. :(