Loss

Loss jokes

Orphan

    • When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🀣

    Orphan

    • Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.

    Student: OOFT.

    Teacher: Who are we missing?

    Student: Your parents.

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    • Grandma

    • My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

    She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭

    Orphan

    • I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

    Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

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    • Orphan

    • Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

    Knock

    • Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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    • Orphan

    • What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

    Sex

    • Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

    A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?

    Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.

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    • Orphan

    • Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

    Students: "oof"

    Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

    Students: "Yeah, your parents."