Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My dad died lol.