Loss jokes
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
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Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
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Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!