Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.