Loss jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!