Loss jokes
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(