Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Loss Jokes
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Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
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Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
