Loss jokes
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."