Loss jokes
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.