How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
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Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
