Loss jokes
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.