Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
UHH, DADDY!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.