Loss

Loss Jokes

Orphan

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Cancer

What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

The cancer came back.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

"Him and his dead family." :(

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Orphan

Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?

Because their dad never brought it home.

Phone Call

Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this:

"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"

or

"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"

Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.