Loss jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
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Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.