Loss jokes
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.