Loss jokes
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"