Loss jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.