Loss jokes
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.