Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
