Loss jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.