Loss jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!