How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
UHH, DADDY!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
