Loss jokes
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.