Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
