Loss jokes
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Hairline got repossessed.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesnât have a home button.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they donât know where home is.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
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What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they canât find their way home.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both canât be found.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "Iâm an orphan, your honor."
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.