Loss Jokes

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

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One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They never hit home.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

What did the orphan say to the parent?

Oh, wait!

The orphanage said I couldn't go home.

Your dad is gone.

Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

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I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.