Longing jokes
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.