Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
your forehead is so big that mastermind thought you were his long lost brother
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & Iâm pretty proud of myself.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
Jack quietly crawled through Jillâs bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
âBoo.â
âJack!â She yelled, âwhat are you doing here?â
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
âI figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?â He said.
âThat sounds fun,â said Jill.
âCâmon, letâs go!â
The kids climbed down from Jillâs second story window. They frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jillâs hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
âYou ready?â Asked Jack.
âReady as Iâll ever be,â Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jillâs chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
âIâve waited a long time for this...â he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jillâs dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
âSilly Jack, didnât you know? Iâm not Jill. I never was. My nameâs Randy. Youâre mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.â Said Randy.
Randy moved Jackâs head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jackâs head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randyâs legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randyâs fist hurtling towards him...
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
