God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
Knock knock who’s there dooris dooris who dooris locked that’s why I’m knocking
Lock him up, you k ow trump!
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"
When you lock the door, but you realize its a pull open door:
How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock? Me: I dont know You: Are you sure? Me: I dont know You: Okay.
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
this ole boy thats locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her and she said well fuck you i dont need you no more anyway I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me and he said well honey thats the least of my worries I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin to fuck me
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies
Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
