So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
