Lock

Lock jokes

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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  • There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

    So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Theodore.

    Theodore who?

    Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

    I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.