What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
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You: What do you call a door knob without the lock? Me: I dont know You: Are you sure? Me: I dont know You: Okay.
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I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
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