15+ Best Lock Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Help

lol

A text message screenshot with the text: "PLEASE HELP ME I'M LOCKED UP IN A VERY CREEPY ROOM AND THEY'LL TRY TO KILL ME SO PLS HELP" with red circles indicating the letters that, when combined, spell "HELP". Above the text is written "Look closely." below it: "Does my friend need help?" with arrows pointing to the letters in the text message.

Day

Day 18

A light brown dog appears to be stuck to the ceiling. The text above reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Google

The meme contrasts two scenarios regarding Google's account security. The top panel shows a small, low fence across a sand court, labeled 'Google when someone hack my account.' The bottom panel shows a wooden door with numerous locks, chains, and a combination padlock, labeled 'Google when I login to a new device.'

Saw

Babys Horenet's first word

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a white character with a pointy head is holding a saw and says, "look Hornet, this is a saw. can you say saw?". The second panel shows a similar, smaller character, with a question mark above its head. The third panel shows the same character shouting "SHAW!!"

English

"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕

A screenshot of a social media thread featuring three comments. The first comment reads, "Does your doors dont have locks?" The second comment replies, "Does youre english haveth good?" The third comment concludes, "You speak english because its the only language you know. I speak english because its the only language you know. We re not the same."

Keyboard

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

Loyalty

A blue-grey cat-like animal wearing a white sweater and brown pants stands next to an orange goldfish wearing green sneakers. The goldfish stands on its fins as if they are legs. The text above them reads, 'I got bruddas who not even blood related, but we locked in 4L. 💯'

Dog

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this 😂🤨😆

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Helium

can't stop laughing but its soo true!

A dog floats on the ceiling. The text says: Day 18 of lockdown. Filled the dog with helium.

Cap lock

The image shows Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with a slightly distorted neck and very large muscles. Above him is written: "WHEN YOU FORGET THAT CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU PRESS SHIFT TO CAPITALIZE A LETTER."

Pronoun

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

Man

An animated man wearing a headset with a determined but strained expression. The text "Lock in!" is superimposed on the image.

Spider

A man sits on a train looking reflective while a quote about the "itsy bitsy spider" is superimposed on the image.

Virus

A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.

Account

A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

Phone

Shocker

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a phone lock screen with the text "This person tried to unlock your phone at 03:37". The person is a drawing of a taco. The second panel shows a grey microphone looking shocked at a pink hand soap dispenser who is holding a phone. The soap dispenser has three dots in a speech bubble above it.

Bear

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

Dog

An image of a brown and white dog attached to the ceiling. The text on the image reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Jokes

Paradise

Kid: What is between mom's legs?

Dad: Paradise.

Kid: What's between your legs?

Dad: The key to paradise.

Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.

Pedophile

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

Gay

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.