Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I cant help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
Little red riding hood has to deliver food to her gramma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her gramma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked liked her gramma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little red riding hood?
Answer:16
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Im lonely but all i have is my Cheeseburger but what is the matter of liveing if you only have one thing... but a Cheeseburger is ALL YOU NEED CAUSE IT HAS 1000000000000 BUCKS MAN SO I CANT JUST TAKE IT AND SPEND IT WHERE EVERY I WANT.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
Advertisement: What's in your wallet? Me: The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
