Live matter jokes
BLM British Lives Matter.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Black lives matter.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.