Live matter jokes
BLM British Lives Matter.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Black lives matter.
Community
F*ck Black Lives Matter.
It should be All Lives Matter.