Live matter jokes
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Black lives matter.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.