Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Lions = gay pride.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
