This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa, Moo-fasaa
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
“Roar”
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
what did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
Im a Cheetah
What did the lion say to the lion tamer nothing because when the lion tamer whipped the lion the lion killed him
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
