Linguistics jokes

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

“Is It In?”

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

*insert pun here*

It's punny.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.