Linguistics

Linguistics Jokes

Rapper

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

Brain

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

Orphan

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Rhyme

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

Mom

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

Language

Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

Computer

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

City

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

Bra

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

Word

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)