Linguistics jokes

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.

Did you know that ASL is a dead language?

Yeah, nobody speaks it.

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.