How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.