Light

Light Jokes

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

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How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5

4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.