whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
