Light Bulb jokes

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?

You brighten my day.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.