How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
what did the lampshade say to the light bulb? you brighten my day.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
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How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
