Light Bulb

Light Bulb Jokes

How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

More than five because my basement is still dark.

Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I