I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
