Light Bulb jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂