Light Bulb Jokes

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house

None because they don't have a home

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

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How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.

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How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement

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once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.

Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl

I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.