Let Go Jokes

me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car

Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”

Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars

2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, "Greg I think your drunk, let's go home."

Why is something orphans can never say? Let’s go home

why did Elsa let go of the balloon car show Let It Go get it ?

Dora- where do we go next Kids at home- Area 51 Meanwhile Dora- let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden 1 day later Dora - WE DID IT HORAY

This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.

POV an Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid and the kidnapper called the kids mom then the mom said no its fine my kid got a b he failed and the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failiure

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That's nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That's my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That's nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can't. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again

Let's go brandon

Adopted kid

Hey Alex what are you doing?

Alex

Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.

Adopted kid

OK dad Alex

Alex

OH COME ON my game I’m winning LETS GO

Adopted kid

I’m so glad I have a mom

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.” The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”