What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
"We are trans We are Gay We are lesbian We are Bi" We Do Not Care
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
how did the lesbian die? homocide
what do get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus i lick a lot of pussy
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders