Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Flat Chest
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Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. So, like, this dude is hugging a chick, right? But her chest is flatter than a pancake, so he feels like he's hugging another dude. Get it? Because dudes don't have boobs. And you, my friend, probably couldn't tell the difference between a flat chest and a bear hug. Sad!