How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
My son asked me, âWhat is angel cake made of?â
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts âSTOP!â I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, âWell, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.â
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, âGrandma, the one who died last Saturday.â
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever đđ
I asked my new girlfriend how many men sheâd had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed sheâs holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said thatâs my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesnât talk to him anymore because he had sex with the bossâs daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said thatâs the last time I use ancestry.com!