What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Last Thing Jokes
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
...
Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
