Last thing jokes
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...