What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
“Boo.”
“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
“I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.
“That sounds fun,” said Jill.
“C’mon, let’s go!”
The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. They frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
“You ready?” Asked Jack.
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
“I’ve waited a long time for this...” he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
“Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.
Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him...
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
What was the last thing to go through princess Diana’s head before she died? The steering wheel
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
